Who are we?

Doesn't matter, all you need to know is when you are in your darkest moments, you will hear us. But not through voice chat, no. You will hear the Team Fortress 2 characters themselves, coming upon you as we press "C" and then "2" with our melees out. Then you die because we beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of you while spamming our voice commands. That's what we do and that's who we are. If you're thinking to yourself "Man, these guys are jokes" you best be warned boi, watch your ass.

Soldier, Heavy, and Engineer:
Bill's Hat
Dead of Night
Cuban Bristle Crisis
Scout, Demoman, Medic, Sniper, and Spy:
Bill's Hat
Dead of Night
Macho Man
1. Gun Happy Ninja (Team Spirit)
2. RealPlayer (Conagher Brown)
3. Freddie Mercury (An Extroadinary Abundance of Tinge)
4. Salty (A Distinctive Lack of Hue)
5. Ash (No color)
6. Soul Beat (Australium Gold)
7. Chrome (Mann's Mint)
8. EXTRA THICC (Pink as Hell)