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Hey, what's up fellow Halo 3 players?
This is Josh from Stupid Obvious Information Magazine and I'm here to tell you
how to play Halo 3...
LIKE A PRO!

Now, I know what you might be thinking:
"Oh great, this guy probably thinks he's a pro at Halo but he really isn't,
if he's even a gamer AT ALL".
Well guess what? I've played through the entire campaign of Halo 3: Combat Evolved, I've almost finished Halo number 1, and I've also played the Super Mario Brother and Ocarina of Time!
Remember Ocarina? How about that water tempel, huh?
What a level that was!

You also may have noticed I have the secret Katana Body Armor! That's right, I've got all the secret Xbox points. Well, I've think I've proved I know what I know what I'm doing.

So let's get started! Make sure to have a pen and paper ready to jot down some of my tips!

-Josh Butterballs
Dumbass in his late 30s who pretends to know about games