Designed to be Smurfy

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The History Of The T.S.U

Chapter 1: ScareSmurf
Smurfinator3000 and his helper Bob, Jesus'Raptorfish saw an explosion at a rooftop. They headed for the building and the only thing they saw were scared people and a cloud of brown gas. As soon as Bob, Jesus'Raptorfish walked into the cloud he saw his one and only fear: Flying razorblades which are juggling Bibles. Smurfinator3000 couldn't comprehend what he saw: His loyal and fearless helper turned into a terrified Bob, Fishstick (of Jesus). And then, the person who commited this crime arrived with his flying ScareSmurfer, ScareSmurf. He took Bob, Jesus'RaptorFish and flew away. Smurfinator3000 knew what he had to do and called T.S.U HQ. Soon the latest in Smuce Smayne technology, The SmurfWing arrived. Smurfinator3000 had sworn to kill every criminal and so he fired his Smurfclaw at Bob, Jesus'RaptorFish and pulled him away from the ScareSmurfer while launching a Smurfissile. The ScareSmurfer exploded. Once again Smurfham city was safe.