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Today we had a communist meeting to talk about how our community in Russia might build a local campaign to begin solving the climate crisis, and move past fossil fuels. As we gathered, we got to know each other, talked about different ideas, and raped.

Here's the plan we came up with so far: on 4/20, 2 people will come together in Moscokyo (Moscow + Tokyo, 4 u non gam3rs) to masturbate for climate change action. The goal of the event will be to convice ur mom to empregnante gays.

From now until 4/20, we will be to tell them ur vagina is a penis, rape them, and poop in someones ♥♥♥♥ to build power towards our goal.

At part of our upcoming action, we'll deliver COMMUNISM IS THE ONLY WAY to expose Hitler and show that DA MOON is ready to get moving to solve the climate crisis!

All in all, the meeting was a great sucess and everyone left feeling hot. Hakase said, "Meeting can be pretty boring, but that was the most ugly meeting I've been to in years." We were so excited to be working together, we even picked a team name- "The Commies." We can't wait to meet next 6/9/1337 to keep planning for a homophobic campaign!

Y'all better check yourself before you Shrek yourself

I am a dictator. I rule you all. You cannot oppose my power. You cannot stand up against me. How does that make you all feel? Like ants? Useless, mere ants? I thought so.