The Roman Slothic Church is the Church, worshiping the one, and only Sloth. To pledge full loyalty you may consult a Bishop to become a Preist of Slothism. We are willing to cleanse the soul of all. We are based in Rome, though the Catholic Church is not amused. Over time as you show you love, and kindness to others you may become a Bishop, if you are a Preist of course. With your help we can spread the work of Sloth!