WORLD'S FIRST AND ONLY GYNOSTROLOGIST. LOOKS AT VAGINAS AND TELLS THE FUTURE.

HELLO, AND WELCOME TO DR. PAN'S OB/GYN.

no walk-ins. please make an appointment at the receptionist's desk.

we do not have any openings until next year.
we will be taking the month of january off to celebrate the new year. feburary is off for chinese new year. march is out, for mr. dr. prof. st. patrick's day. we are open for the second full week of april. we will be celebrating victoria day and american memorial day in may. june is off for celebrating fathers' day (bless you, father rubix). july is reserved for celebrating cran's birthday, and august is european holiday month. september is labor month, and we will be closed on the second to thirty-first of october for halloween. we will not be open in november because we will be observing pan's birthday, and december is for christmas. thank you for your cooperation.

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