Assaulting innocent meat-eaters since 1980.

Do you love animals? Are their lives more important than that of human beings? Do you play juvenile pranks on or stick sharp objects into every pet-owner and meat-eater you come across? This group is not for you, psychotic losers.

Sure, PETA was founded with good intentions and has indeed made positive (I think) contributions to the world. However, most of us know PETA as "that group of psychos that like to do stupid things to endanger normal, omnivorous humans." If that's how you see PETA, or if you hate their guts for any other reason, this group is for you. o..o