ALL PRAISE OUR SUPREME OVERLORD NIOTA

We are a friendly group of highly religious cultists, sworn to protect and serve our divine goddess Niota. May she have pity on us, worthless compared to her immortal beauty and flawlesness.

I want to share with you all a story. A story of how I came to discover this wonderful being, Niota. It was a dark and stormy night, and the puppy was making softs meows, not disimilar to a cat. Why was that puppy doing this? Who knows. That's not part of the story. Ahem, anyway. There was a cow, that ate a turtle. Who had eaten a crab. This crab was a special crab. This crab was the crab of crabs, the top crab. Now soon after it was found in the crab village that this crab was eaten, a new top crab was made. Niota. Crablord Niota. Now I know what your thinking. Niota is crab? How is this? Well your absolutely right, and it's like that because it's important to the story. So be quiet while I finish it. So as we skip forward a few years, Niota has been crablord for a very long time. But suddenly she finds herself with no other crabs. Why is this? She ate them all. She was a cannibal psycopathic crab that ate all her family and friends. She began to hear voices in her head, making her commit senseless acts of violence, including destroying Antarctica. But one time while Crablord Niota was flying a plane, she had a thought. We don't know what that thought it, but it led to our creation. Yes, we are all part of Crablord Niota's mind. Each of us just another part of the world her shattered mind put together. And that is how the internet was invented. I hope this has convinced you to put your doubts behind and worship our one true divine entity. Don't praise tuna. Praise Niota.