The Ministry of Silly Tractors

Welcome, this is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ group for the Ministry. All members must report for duty at 9:00 am, sharp. All new members must talk to an officer or moderator for their commision. The current pay is minimum wage, i know all you will complain but that is how it will be until we earn enough funds. Please contact an Officer or I if you wish to be added to the higher circles. There are several circles all ranging from "Shortest hats" to "Shininess of tractors". That will be all for now.

Sincerely,
ScrimShaw (Head of Managment)