It’s a wonderful day to rob a bank
Maybe even two
It’s a wonderful day to start a gang
Made of me and you

When Christmas comes
Everybody’s having fun
And no one’s ever expecting
That a heist is being brewed

It’s a wonderful day to hit a store
Everything’s up for grabs
And even when you think you’re done, well,
Go back and get some more bags

And just remember
As you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is payday too!

It’s a wonderful day to rob a bank
Maybe two or three
I mean how else could we get the money
To buy a nice, big Christmas tree?

When Christmas comes
Everybody’s having fun
And no one’s ever expecting
That a heist is being brewed

So just remember
As you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is payday too!