my fellow ukranians,

today i am writing to you to let you know that our very own carl "danger" geiger, also known as the salty seal of sacramento has stolen the player of the week award after murdering the keeper of the award stan. the award was supposed to go to our v ery own nathan "maple" thompson two years ago but we've been covering up this greivous misfortunate ever since

if you see this dangerous person is not suitable, because it can challenge you to a yugioh duel so please just shoot it or call the proper authorities