Spreading like avian flu! Remember to scratch and sniff!

Assquack, Duckbutt, Gooserump. All of these are the different names to what you see before you. You may be asking yourself "What exactly am I looking at?"
Well allow me to answer that question:
THE FUTURE OF INTERNET FADS

Assquack not only is entertaining to look at, but it is designed to be 0% annoying, 100% original, and will NEVER get old. That, my friends, is a feat of engineering.

It was discovered by NickFury AKA WeaselCake AKA Imapanda AKA Kalamari, who then showed it to Raijin AKA Qaus AKA Yseult. She fell in love with its semi-simplistic humorous charm. The original image wasn't very big though and Yseult wanted it to be much much larger for use in works of art. Axel Reezus was given the job to enlarge it while keeping it's quality in tact, and he did it happily. After a few days of using it as an avatar, Yseult's friend Scyphozoa thought it was good enough to get attention from everyone and thus the group was created.

If you would like to participate in this incredible fad, contact Yseult and you'll be given your own custom Assquack avatar to use on Steam and internet forums, a spray to use in Source Engine games such as Team Fortress 2 or Left 4 Dead, and a wallpaper for your desktop and cellphone.

Unfortunately no future edits of Assquack will be made upon request.