We grow, spread, strengthen!

By allowing yourself to accept this group into your way of life, you open up a realm of love between you and our true king, the Pickle God. He smiles upon those who accept him as their unchallenged leader, and offers fortune and good life to those who sacrifice themselves to him.

In order to prove your total love and worship for him, you must:

1. During an event, on Jailbreak, run to the warden and throw yourself at him, slaying yourself or exploding yourself in the process.

2. This act of death will empower the Pickle God, as the souls of the bodies and juicy gibs of the fallen are absorbed into him, empowering him, becoming one with him.

3. The Pickle God smiles upon you.

Join as we strengthen, bond, and take over the Jailbreak.

As we accept more into the Pickleship, stories of our worshippers may be added to the discussions (the milestones are yet to be decided but yeah).

You cannot resist, you will accept eventually, everyone does.

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4 Tháng 11, 2016 - bobo | 1 bình luận

this is still a thing

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16 Tháng 07, 2015 - Mickle | 1 bình luận

Our group grows stronger, but the Pickle God is still weak. We must take more people under our wing in order to return our Pickle God to his original glory!

A bit of background story on our saviour:

Once in another time, incomprehendable by human mind, lived the Pickle God. He commanded the greatest empire, armies and conquest that made other galaxies cower in fear! But, our Pickle God was tricked by a dank meme master in his later years. The name donned by this meme master is "Zombiezrule". He commanded the army of the fallen to attempt to overthrow the almighty one! However, in the process the Pickle Lord used his powers to reduce that of Zombiezrule's, causing both of them to weaken, yet the Pickle Lord still prevailed! Our forgiving and loving Pickle God has accepted to take Zombiezrule under his wing in order to work together and redeem their power to their once unimaginable state.

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