Hello comrade! Welcome to glorious space program for benefit of fighting evil capitalism!

Glorious space program is designed to invoke spirit of great communist principles for intent of lessening battle for democracy, no? If comrade is true to sacred principles and is not capitalistic democratic swine then enlist in glorious space program!

Rules, you see:

1. If comrade refuses to boast glorious program, comrade and his/her family disappears from group, no?

Is only rule!

Welcome to program!