THIS IS THE CHURCH OF CLAYTON WESTCOTT

HELLO, IF YOU ARE READING THIS, THEN YOU SHOULD CONVERT FROM YOUR CURRENT BELIEF AND CHANGE YOUR RELIGION TO CLAYTON WESTCOTTNY. OUR HERO, CLAYTON WESTCOTT WAS JUST A ROOKIE QB FOR THE PHILIDELPHIA BRAWLERS AND WAS ROOKIE MVP OF THE LEAGUE. HE WAS ROLE MODEL OF EREYONE AND HIS CAPTAIN TED LAWLESS (later to be revealed as foxy grandpa) WAS DEFENSIVE CAPTAIN OF THE YEAR. AFTER THAT HE JOINED THE WASHINGTON REDHAWKS AND DESPITE DATING SULLY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) IS NOW A GIANT SWOOSHBAG. DESPITE HOW HE IS NO LONGER AN HERO THIS GROUP IS DEDICATED TO WORSHIP OUR HERO/GOD/QB WHO LATER REVEALED TO BE CREATOR OF TEH UNIVERSE. THE GROUP WILL TELL TEH STORI OF CLAYTON AND HOW HE IS THE GODLY QB HE IS 2DAY

AFT3R ALL TEH DEFEETS, CLAYTON DECIDS TO MOV TO THE ALT REALM TO FIND FOXY GRANDPA. WEN HE RETURNS AFTR UNSUCCSESSFUL TRIP, HE SEES THE TOWN IZ IN CAOS BY TEH FEMINISTS ND GAYNIBBER FURRIES!

To be continued...

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