We are the Big Black Bastards

We're a group of semi-proffesional MLG terraria players, we like to 420 dorito all over fat kids.

If you're looking to sponsor any amateur/proffesional team of highly skilled players, then contact me at +4542042069.
We're looking to be paid around $420 an hour each, if you can't provide, then gtfo lowballs I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mom.

Shout out to Dorito's and Mountain Dew, for giving us the opportunity to finally 420 blaze some kids harder than Dorito ♥♥♥♥♥♥ their wallet, ty.


We're used to getting a MLG amount of hitmarkers, we trickshot every day, 420 AWP shots and much more.

We met eachother through a very skilled game called Club Penguin, where you run around as a penguin collecting SWAG and other goods like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and coke.

We decided to create this team because we thought it just couldn't be right that everyone sucked so hard and we believe we'll be the next top tier team, it's just our Russian teammates holding us back.

.. Sorry Dimitri, you're off the squad..


Main AWP'er: PUMBA
Legendary Lurker: MUFASA
Tactical Expert: SCAR
Drug Provider: RAFIKI
Raw Riffler: TIMON
Wannabe AWP'er: SIMBA