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Q: What do we do?
A: We organize gaming events to help enrich our gaming experiences instead of just playing with ourselves. :^)

Q: Is there something in VIDEO form for me to watch instead of read?
A: HAH. I gotchya there. Scroll down to the links and click on "Charlie's Steam Group Intro". Tricky thing though... Ya still gotta read. B|

Q: Why play with other weirdos that I don't know or [insert whiny ass excuse here]???
A: You're coming here for a bomb ass time which is overseen by ya man, Charles "JackKnifeAlpha" Kucharzak. Look me up, message me, stalk me, do whatever, but know that I'm a real person who understands that you're a real person too. You're gonna join and feel weirded out too. This is a learning process for ALL of us, don't worry.

Q: I have problems with [insert person here]!
A: I'll deal with this problem personally. If you're being harassed by someone verbally, textually, or what have you, PLEASE record it so I can review it ASAP! If it turns out that there's ♥♥♥♥ goin' down that's HELLAH serious, I'll pursue whatever action I see fit. Don't worry, I tend to have a good handle on things.

Q: I REALLY don't like the name of this group, the abbreviation, headline, description, or [insert opinion here]!
A: I'm very sorry you're offended, but maybe you need to lighten up and stop being offended by every little thing that makes you uncomfortable and hop out of your comfort zone. Being an asshat aside, if I get ENOUGH complaints about something, I'll be more than inclined to change it. If I'm feeling more than willing to that day, I'll probably bend over backwards because I tend to be that kinda guy.

Q: I need help with [insert game here]!
A: Well, hop into the chat room if someone's there and see if they can help ya out! If not, then try looking it up yourself. If that doesn't work, I GUESS I can help ya out...

Thanks for taking the time for reading this ♥♥♥♥!

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