Here at Bandit Extortion, we are firm believers in quality over quantity. You wouldn't sleep with 20 girls with iffy medical histories over a safe, sure-fire, clean group of 3 dimes. You wouldn't drink a keg of PBR over a bottle of Dom Perignon.

I think you get it.

We are now finding that although this belief is proven, the community is full of fucking fadists who look for strength in numbers, so we must adapt to suit their palate, and garner more attention. To do so, within our means, we'll be recruiting those who we deem worthy of being in. We want the most noble, most admirable, active members of the community. To achieve our goal of adding them, I need to names. Me and Dawsinn have compiled a handful of individuals who we'll pursue, but we need a few more suggestions. Here's our "recruitment hitlist" so far.

Cougarific
kerbholz
Malik
Retuuyo
Teh Guy

I want to remind you that this is simply for the sake of transparency. We want you all to know what we're doing right now, and would appreciate it if you kept and ear to the ground for anyone else you think belongs on this list. Dawsinn, Sexy, and I will do the recruiting, so refrain from contacting them.