Before you call me out for cheating, be advised that I have more than 1 account, and if I destroy you on silver ranks, it doesn't mean I'm cheating. I've had this account for many years and yet it's still not banned, how do you explain that?

Brings me back to my military service in Finland. We had to ski down this very rough terrain, and the objective was simply to get down without falling over. Although I'm not very experienced in skiing, I got a pretty good balance due to having done a lot of snowboarding. Vast majority of the company fell way before reaching the bottom of the hill, and I was one of the last to go. I just blasted through it, almost fell over due to few very nasty bumps and the high speed. My team leader was coming to congratulate me "Well done, Nevalainen!" and I ignored all the formality we're supposed to have for our superiors and yelled at the top of my lungs "Pulkkinen GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT OF THE WAY!" as I had no idea how to control the damn things, and almost hit him head on with full speed. We had a good laugh about it afterwards.

I don't know about you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I consider that ♥♥♥♥ to be a sport okay? If people can sit back and label ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golf which is the boringest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sport in the world. Think about it, what the ♥♥♥♥ athletically are you really doing in golf my dude? All you doing is hitting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golf club. "Oh my god that's a long as birdie man, nice birdie, nice put, and it went 258..." get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here nobody cares about that boring ass ♥♥♥♥. Who the ♥♥♥♥ really watches golf my dude? Nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥. It makes dudes fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand... What the ♥♥♥♥ are you really doing athletically my dude in fishing?
- EDP445