jk dont buy post scriptum its ♥♥♥♥

toucan ur bad

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes

everyone buy post scriptum we are opening a regiment ran by toucan (a member of the regiment).

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The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?

What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?

I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

Mark my words. Trump isnt going to leave the white house when his term is up. I know because I've seen this situation play out in my homeland.

I grew up in Flavortown. 30 years ago, we held elections for a new mayor. Before the ballots could even be counted, a man by the name of Guy Fieri showed up and proclaimed himself mayor.

Everyone was baffled because he wasn't even on the ballot. We tried to confront him, but he just kept saying random nonsense like, "That was out of bounds!" and "That was the bomb.com!" We dont know what these things mean, but he just keeps repeating them.

He has wreaked havoc on the community. He outlawed all hairstyles besides spikey white hair, and everything now has flames on it. We can't even eat most food anymore, only mexican-asian fusion.

This situation got out of hand because we didnt act, and if you Americans don't act, the same will happen to you.

I've ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had it. We need a petition to impeach Trump NOW. He is deploying the military on the Homeland now for no reason. Not only is this unconstitutional, but it's racist as well since he just wants to kill brown people. I've ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thrown my maga hat away. I didn't vote for this. I didn't vote for a man who can't even value human life just because the person is brown. Disgusting!

i thought april fools was april 1st

same

dodge you disgust me right now lol.

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