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December 2024

9/dez./2024

Greetings, comrades.

As the year draws to a close, here’s a quick rundown. Before you tune out, let me present the agenda—maybe one of the topics will catch your interest, and you can jump straight to it:

1. **Priest Simulator**
2. **Mercyful Flames**
3. **Taxi Simulator**
4. **Your Principal**

Priest Simulator

Our most recognized franchise so far is keeping us busy:

The **Vampire Show** has left Early Access. However, we’ve already received feedback about some messed-up lipsync and issues with the final raid not registering correctly. We’ve fixed the first problem, and we’re working on the second. A patch is on its way.

https://steamoss.com/steamstore/app/2947900/Priest_Simulator_Her_Ghost_DLC/

We’ve released *Her Ghost*, a DLC for *Vampire Show*, offering about an hour of new gameplay. Some of you may remember that we declared the game finished months ago, but for various reasons, the launch was delayed. Sure, any game can be endlessly improved, so we added a few more cards to the Trello board. Plus, we wanted to experiment with creating DLC, so we decided to add new content roughly on the scale of *Heavy Duty*. Big thanks to everyone who purchased it.

We also made the soundtrack available some time ago. You can listen to it on Spotify or YouTube. The music video for the standout track *Legion* is doing pretty well at festivals:

- Winner: Best Polish Animated Music Video at PL Music Video Awards 2024
- Winner: *Black Horse of Music Videos* at Ars Independent 2024
- Semi-finalist: Azyl Shorts 2024

It was also officially selected for:
Animakom Fest 2024,
Żubroffka 2024 (Music Video category),
Animest 2024,
Splat!FilmFest 2024,
Grand Video Awards 2024 (Music Video category),
Offeliada 2024,
Linoleum 2024.

Watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMop-7BM4ds

That’s not all the news from the *Priest* universe. We’ve been working for months on the next installment, *Wolf Moon*. It continues threads from the previous games but takes them in a very different direction. It’s a low-poly action RPG inspired by MOBAs and *Vampire Survivors*. We intended to release the Steam page this year, but it’s not yet up to our standards.

Mercyful Flames

We’ve really gone all out on this one. Last year, we made the tough decision to rework the game completely—a decision that was challenging but ultimately necessary. The original concept of a card-based RPG might resurface in a future project, but not here. *Mercyful Flames* always had great atmosphere but struggled with the transition of our physical designs into a digital format.

This time, we went all in, inspired by a friend’s comment: “I’d buy a *Priest* game that’s just cutscenes.” While it’s an oversimplification, it nudged us toward creating a minimalist, gameplay-light experience.

The game is going through what feels like its hundredth iteration. I admit I’ve gone a bit obsessive, tweaking every little detail. We keep adding minor dialogues or effects to enhance the illusion of a living world. The game is divided into dozens of “scenes,” and polishing one often makes others look subpar in comparison. At that point, we have to even things out, one way or another.

https://steamoss.com/steamstore/app/1066740/Mercyful_Flames_The_Witches/

As with *Vulgator*, we’ve collaborated with acclaimed Polish artists. This time, we worked with *Alembik*, a duo comprising Robert and Michał. You might know Michał from *Owls Woods Graves*, *Over the Voids*, and *Mgła* (live). They composed the soundtrack, which will also be available as a standalone album on streaming platforms.

Taxi Simulator

Now for our biggest project. We’ve been dedicating our lives to this one and regularly post devlogs about its progress. The game has a completely different vibe from anything we’ve done before—less experimental, more craftsmanship. This time, the title isn’t some ironic twist; it’s exactly what it says.

https://steamoss.com/steamstore/app/1159390/Taxi_Simulator/

**Your Principal** is temporarily on hold by mutual agreement with the publisher. We’ll return to it next year.

https://steamoss.com/steamstore/app/1176330/Your_Principal/

Apart from these titles, we’re also working on a port—or rather, a remaster—of a certain hit, but we’re not revealing any details yet.

By the way, you might have read rumors that we’re quitting game development to start selling weapons. Some reliable Polish media outlets got their facts and companies mixed up. I won’t bother denying it because it works in our favor.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

And deliver us from Early Access

5/dez./2024

We've thanked you a few times already, but there's no such thing as too many thank-yous. So here it is again: thank you for being part of, let’s not kid ourselves, the most important adventure of our professional lives. It’s still a bit too early for a proper postmortem where we could dive into all the highs and lows, but that moment will definitely come. We've been working on this project for... I don’t even know how long anymore, probably around six years, and honestly, it might be Priest that influenced us more than we influenced Priest.

It’s been amazing that so many of you played and reviewed the game, streamed it, created art, did cosplays, listened to Gruzja, had fun with us on social media, and that I got to meet so many of you in person—especially at concerts. Asmodev is still here because of you ready to work on new projects. Life is sad and meaningless, and yet you still managed to smile. Bravo to you, you freaks.

Her Ghost DLC

Free is the best price but unfortunately we have to live (promise, it won't last long), so it's just cheap. Her Ghost is an add-on containing a quest that continues the events of Vampire Show. Kinda funny, seriously cringe, one of a kind. That is, it's one of a kind in the same way as Heavy Duty and Vampire Show, which makes it one-third of a kind.

https://steamoss.com/steamstore/app/2947900/Priest_Simulator_Her_Ghost_DLC/

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show | Full Release Changelog

Added/New

Added the raid quest
Added the meeting in the church basement
Added particles for car kills
Added missing VO
Added sound effects to the basement
Added a sound effect for collecting offerings
Added particles to the baseball bat
Added new character models
Added collision to Wickerman’s backpack
Added your photos in balaclavas
Added lip-sync for Satanists
Added Kremuva retrospectives and the associated quest
Added a few cutscenes to clarify the story
Added translations for tutorials
Added the ability to mark all exorcisms on the map
New: Her Ghost DLC

Improvements

Improved door textures
Improved enemy weapon particles
Improved the wheel menu cheat sheet
Optimized game saving

Changes

Modified the cutscene of Diabolina converting the Christianists
Modified LODs
Adjusted NPC spawn points to be consistent with cutscenes
Changed triggers that activate cutscenes

Fixes

Fixed the acetylene cutscene
Fixed NPCs holding items
Fixed menu links
Fixed overlapping audio tracks
Fixed collisions in the church
Fixed object disappearance bugs
Fixed an issue where Torpedo woke up too early, making the funeral quest nonsensical
Fixed the exorcism win/lose system, which could break the game
Fixed animation glitches in many cutscenes
Fixed glitches on Orlok's mask
Fixed a bug where Melissa would leave the table and start wandering
Fixed task tracking after completing an exorcism
Resolved a potential game lock in the "French Connection" quest
Resolved the disappearing Vamela bug after the first exorcism quest
Resolved an issue with the missing task to change the time

Other

Disabled radio at the start of the game
Blocked the ability to spin the slot machine again after winning a prize
Enabled access to the haunted house next to the casino
Extended the exorcism ending screen display

Removed

Removed a lock that sometimes remained after the cannon cutscene
Removed an invisible collision near the bakery
Removed the ability to reset attack animations

In addition to the changes listed above, we decided not to include (in the list, not patch) over 1,000 fixes and tweaks because, honestly, nobody would read through them all. We're talking about thrilling stuff like fixing typos, tweaking voice-over sounds, and zapping micro-bugs that would make even the most devout patch note reader lose faith. Yes, we could have listed every corrected “i before e” and every adjustment to the subtle hum of NPC whispers but we figured you’d rather enjoy the game than scroll through a list longer than the Book of Psalms. You're welcome.

If something doesn't sit well with you, feel free to file a complaint—preferably right under this post. We're leaving Early Access, but we're always (un)happy to fix what needs fixing.

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To Be Kind

27/nov./2024

Hot thanks for the kind words about us leaving early access. Shoutout to everyone who sent messages of encouragement regarding our supposed burnout. Just to clarify: the fact that we’re done working on something doesn’t automatically mean we’re having a crisis. It simply means we don’t feel like working on Priest Simulator: Vampire Show anymore—because seriously, how much can you do? Six years on this game is enough, and at some point, you’ve gotta call it.

That said, it absolutely doesn’t mean we’re giving players the finger or abandoning the project. Priest is leaving EA, which means we don’t see a point in further development—it’s done, plain and simple. The game is complete, and that’s that. Those who’ve played know we launched into early access with a solid product, and if you’re unsure, just check the reviews. During early access, we fixed and added a ton of content, and in December, we’re rolling out another patch stuffed with fixes. (Big no-love to the smartasses who keep ignoring this part in our updates, know jack-all about the game, but love flapping their gums online.)

To those who bought the game and stuck with us patiently: sending kisses your way again for all the love during this wild journey. May your sense of dark humor never falter—as in heaven, so on earth, and yes, even under the map. Amen.

Anyway, if something still ends up borked, hit us up. Just remember: if it’s good, then it’s good enough.

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The End

18/nov./2024

We regret to inform you that we’re wrapping up early access on December 5th. Honestly, we’re done working on this game and are focusing on the next ones. On that day, we’ll release a patch with a bag full of fixed bugs. Please, don’t report any more issues – the game doesn’t have to be perfect. Let’s not be perfectionists. Instead, focus on being a good person, smiling, enjoying the little things, taking care of those who need help, hanging out with friends, watching Netflix, etc. That’s what matters. Not whether sometimes the car falls through the map or there’s a typo somewhere. Who cares? Let it be.

Alongside the EA exit, we’re also dropping a small DLC titled Her Ghost (add it to your wishlist). It’s not some chunk of the main game we cut out and hid behind a paywall. We just made some extra content, available after finishing the main storyline. Think of it as supporter content – like buying us a beer or coffee (and actually getting a beer or coffee).

Oh, and the usual request: please leave reviews and comments before the mob of weirdos with red lamentations comes in, outraged that we dare charge a dollar for a DLC that we worked on.

Yours truly,
Fr. Orlok

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Vulgator in da house

22/jul./2024

Dearly beloved,

You asked, so we answer. If you want to listen to the soundtrack in Winamp, then do it. Just support with a few coins first. We are gathering money for the Steam page of the next game in the Priest Simulator series, which will be announced together with the release of Vampire Show from EA. So soon you can't even imagine.

And if you like the sounds, talk about it loud and blue.

https://steamoss.com/steamstore/app/3087100/Vulgator_Priest_Simulator_OST/?curator_clanid=35280558

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

Mercyful Fest

16/jun./2024

Yello.

Didn't want to spam you with some demo, after all it's just demo, and you deserve it all... But decided to change my mind. Better late than never. It just hit me that there is no business without spam, and we need this business to keep rolling, if you want more games. Rolling demands your support. So just hit the button, check the demo, add the game to your wishlist or just go to sleep.

https://steamoss.com/steamstore/app/1066740/Mercyful_Flames_The_Witches/

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

Gruzja - Legion Video Clip

27/fev./2024

There is a video clip to a song from the game. Check it out.

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114

01-2024

23/jan./2024

Hello, a short summary of what's going on here, because apparently you're worried about us. At least the more sensitive ones.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is waiting not so much for being finished, but for the right arrangement of stars and other events that will allow it to emerge from Early Access in full glory. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it means it's about money. There can only be two premieres, and only twice you get a chance for visibility, which can provide decent earnings. That's why we're waiting for synchronization. With what? I won't say it because of the NDA and because it's a surprise.

Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine is already fully released, but it will be even more complete. In a few days we will release a patch that will improve various fucked up attractions, such as clumsy jumping, half-baked cutscenes or unfunny dialogues. JOKE, we won't correct the last one issue, because we love you precisely because we can make fun of you. And love is the most important thing. Top1. Right after the money from Priest.

Your Principal is waiting until I have the processing capacity to finish the cutscenes. There isn't as much to do as in previous games, but for now I want to finish another project. The one from the next paragraph.

Mercyful Flames: The Witches is the closest to release. The fresh, fragrant, bugged demo is already prepared and is just waiting for the official announcement of the premiere. Remember to react enthusiastically, because the game is quite sad. Welcome it with joy and encouragement.

We are porting Human Farm to Unreal Engine 5 because we can. This is a game with the greatest commercial potential, so it will be in development for many months, so that some grumpy person doesn't write a red review again because they clicked something wrong.

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Deutschland

27/dez./2023

Deutschland!
Mein Herz in Flammen

So far, Priest Simulator has been bought primarily by Poles. In the last few months, the game has become equally popular in Germany. Thanks for your support, neighbors. We are united not only by Lewandowski.

We will make it up to you.

BTW We've released another weird shit. It's called Booze Masters: Freezing Moonshine. I don't want this post to be classified as a promotion, so I won't provide a link - you know how to find it.

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Steam Adwords

28/nov./2023

Hello, there is this Steam Adwords contest. You can win good prizes and stuff or lose everything etc. I send you the proper answers. Dunno if it's possible to vote like that, but you can try. Some things are worth dying for trying.

Print the questionnaire, complete it as provided, send it to Steam or wherever. We've already won anyway.

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