Ever wanted to relive the American Revolution while dodging bugs and wondering why the NPCs stare at you like you're the real Templar? Well, look no further! Assassin's Creed III Remastered brings you enhanced graphics, improved mechanics, and *just enough* chaos to make you question your purchase.

Features:

• Enhanced Graphics: Experience the American Revolution in glorious 4K, so you can admire every pixel of Connor's stoic face and every tree you accidentally crash into.
  
• Improved Gameplay Mechanics: Now featuring slightly less awkward parkour and stealth mechanics that only sometimes betray you at the worst moments.
  
• Bonus Content: Includes Assassin’s Creed Liberation and DLCs because Ubisoft knows you'll need a distraction from the main game.

Pros:

• History class but make it violent. Learn about the American Revolution by stabbing your way through it.
  
• Free roaming wildlife! Chase a deer one moment and get mauled by a bear the next. Who needs stability when you have excitement?
  
• That one naval mission where you feel like a god… followed by five where you feel like a seasick intern.

Cons:

• The remastered graphics are gorgeous—until you realize the NPCs are still channeling their PS3-era souls.
  
• Connor’s charisma rivals a plank of wood, but hey, at least the plank doesn't monologue.
  
• The stealth system occasionally decides it hates you, exposing you at the worst possible moment like an ex with receipts.
  
• Liberation is included, so you can confuse yourself with a second plotline while you try to figure out the first.

Final Thoughts:
Assassin’s Creed III Remastered is like finding a treasure chest only to open it and realize it's full of wet socks. Sure, there are gems in there somewhere, but you’ll have to dig through a lot of quirks, glitches, and Connor’s brooding to find them. A must-play for die-hard fans and anyone who thinks patience is their strongest virtue.

Rating: 6/10 – History’s still great, but this remaster needs its own remaster.

Absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It seems in their attempts to "remaster" it, they made it so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worse!!! The controls do their own thing, often ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up PERFECT SETUPS. FREERUNNING IN THIS GAME IS SUCH. DAMN. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. -11/10

Great game especially since I do not remember what the story even is because all I remember is being a kid on my 360 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around the town. The PC port isn't too bad, I luckily haven't encountered any major bugs which I'm grateful for but do be cautious about it when purchasing the game.