"Hey, this looks like a Hotline Miami clone with a cool art style", I thought to myself… and walked right into a half-finished hobbyist project. Well, "half-finished" might be a bit harsh, but it’s clear that every aspect of this game lacks basic polish. The gameplay is unbalanced, the bugs are not game-breaking but clearly present, and the writing is mostly incoherent (but still insists on displaying line after line instead of just letting me shoot things). Just replay Hotline Miami instead, really.

Pure trash.

Controller is not properly implemented. Says you have to raise your ♥♥♥♥ before you can shoot...does not tell you how to do this exactly, all I could figure out is to hold LT but in order to advance the chamber I had to switch to my knife and back again...cannot aim with right stick, nothing moves the mouse cursor, so you have to use both mouse and controller if you hate keyboard controls, nothing made sense...tutorial is literally just pushing a cart a few feet to the checkpoint 5 times in a row before you get your gun.... The sort of trash game that a Developer should be embarrassed to have their named attached to. Lazy art, lazy mechanics, lazy implementation, lazy story. It is rare that even at only $0.99 I am going to refund and down vote...I am not even mad, just because screw you. I would rather give my dollar to a junky syphilitic prostitute living behind the dumpster of an abortion clinic next door to a Baptist church...Your lazy trash game is not worth $1. All the time and energy and expense you put into this game amounts to a pile of ♥♥♥♥ worth less than a nickle as a joke. Dev should have planted a garden instead. I am not mad though... I feel serenely placid in my numbed state of continual disappointment with every avenue of distraction from the bleak banality of waiting for the apocalypse that I despairingly drag my proverbial face out of my proverbial vomit and attempt to pursue with some kind of masochistic self loathing obstinance because the punishment of repeatedly reminding myself of the stark abject futility of hope is somehow better than just eating a box of Clorox...

It's like a Western, pencil-drawn art style, methodical version of Hotline Miami. Loving every minute of it!

9/10