10/10
Best game Ska Studios ever made. One of the best hidden gems ever.

Pros
- Controls are fluid and you feel in control. The two characters you can choose from feel different, but both feel good.
- Two characters to play as, each with their own weapon selections to obtain, use and upgrade.
- Brutal executions. Both characters have something better than the other one has, so they're both awesome.
- Collectable Beads with various effects, from making a cowbell sound, to useful stuff like increasing health restoration.
- Challenging, fascinating and every once in a while... wacky enemies and bosses to mane and brutally murder.
- Earning gold to buy upgrades, can be shared between the two characters and playthroughs. You keep what you kill.
- Running faster is done literally by teleporting anywhere and everywhere, over and over at your leisure.
- Better than Dishwasher 1, Dead Samurai in every way, which was already awesome with some minor flaws. The Guitar Hero "zones" have really good music this time too.
- Blood. Lots of blood.

Flaws
- Still holding out for Dishwasher 3 well after a decade.

sick af

What beat-em-ups should be